- Exchange glances
- Exchange words
- Exchange numbers
- Exchange books
- Go on dates
- Have sex
- Halve six
- Attend Israeli Palestinian conflict panel, romantically
- Learn each other's names
- Give cute nickname
ex) 'nutritional yeast,' 'low fatality rate,' ' ;( '
- Plot heist
- Tell parents about her
- Introduce to friends
- Attend trivia night
- Attend karaoke night
- Leave, immediately
- Halve more six
- Defraud the government
- Refraud the government
- Exchange love letters
- Kidnap a dignitary
- Take a day trip
- Give it back
- Revolt
- Experience the cherry blossoms together
- Experience the cherry blossoms together, but this time in surround-sound IMAX 3D
- Take her to your favorite restaurant
- Cook together
- Burn the food together
- Order Chinese together
- Read a book together
ex) A Jihadist's Guide to Beekeeping; Kama Sutra for Accountants; Nature: What the Fuck
- Spice up the bedroom
Ex) Italian blend, sage, cumin
- Buy a dog
- Barter the dog for 2 cats
- Barter the cats for a bigger dog
- Barter the bigger dog for a small pig
- Barter the small pig for 3 chickens
- Barter the chickens for a donkey
- Barter the donkey for a baby goat
- Barter the baby goat for a baby cow
- Barter the baby cow for 10,000 locusts
- Care for your locusts
- Ask her to be your girlfriend
- Wait for her to think a minute
- Take "What've I got to lose?" as a yes
- Fill out the paperwork
- Submit the paper work to City Hall
- Wait 3-5 business days for confirmation
- Congratulate yourself for having achieved girlfriend