Questions for the Press Junket

Your career has had so many twists and turns — did you ever imagine you'd be sitting across from a University of Arkansas graduate?

Has fame changed you, or does your face just do that now?

You and your castmate are known to have some steamy tension — which one of you plans to file suit first?

Is it hard staying so fit, and is that why you've let yourself go?

Any uninformed positions you'd like to declare?

Any uninformed positions you'd like to retract?

Which of your co-stars do you think could get away with murder? Specifically, the murder of Sylvia Lister on August 18th, a night for which they have no alibi?

You've overcome so much, and accomplished so little. What's that like?

What was it like working with this director for the first time? Annoying?

Do you think you'll ever do something helpful, or is it mostly just going to be this?

Is there something freeing about mediocrity?

Is it hard being compared to your more successful co-stars, or are you used to it by now?

Did you have dreams growing up or was this always the plan?

What's it like having to hear your voice in your head all the time without being able to mute it like the rest of us?

What's next for you, and do you think maybe it's time to stop?

I've noticed you don't hang around people from Pakistan very much, why is that?

Where do you find inspiration, and have you considered looking elsewhere?

Is there anything you'd like to say to the fans you have left?